Kids Say Some Crazy Things:

Few Owenism’s from late…

From our house tonight….

Earlier tonight as wifey was finishing progress reports when she heard chex mix hitting the hardwood and a “mooing” sound coming from behind the couch…
 
Mom, “Boys, what is going on back there?”
Owen, “Oh don’t worry Mom, I told Evan to do it!”
Mom, “To do what?”
Owen, “Well I’m pretending to be a cow and since cows don’t have hands I asked him to drop the food on the floor and lead me around the room to eat my snack!”
Mom, “Really Owen?”
Owen, “I’m just a 4 year old!” 🐃🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄😂

Owen working on his assignment for school tomorrow…

Mommy, “Owen you need to pick out your favorite food to take a picture to school tomorrow?!?!”
Owen, “Okay well I like every food in the world except cantaloupe, onions, olives, and carrots! So can you help me find all of the rest and I’ll take them in!?!?”

 

At soccer this morning and one of the kids says they are tired (from the drills).

Owen says: “Dad, are you tired?”  Before I answer he says “you shouldn’t be because you got a good night sleep…”

 

Driving through Rome…

Owen, “Let’s stop to Nicky Doodles!”
Me, “Owen aren’t you full from the cookies you had with Daddy?”
Owen, “Nope I have just enough room in the left corner of my big belly for a root beer float!” 🍦🍨🍦

At Nicky Doodles to the girl taking our order…

Owen, “I’m 4, my brother is 1, my mom doesn’t want to talk about how old she is, and my dad is 10 times 4!” 😂😂😂

 

This morning while trying to wake Owen up…

Owen, “Mom, I’m not interested in waking up!”
Me, “Huh?”
Owen, “I’m not getting up until the sun is up!” 🌞🌞🌞

 

Owen in the kitchen and Kenny and I at the table….

Kenny, “Owen, what are you doing?”
Owen, “I’m making an important decision…”
Kenny, “What?!?!”
Owen, “I’m having some dessert!”

 

Kenny, “I’ll be right back I just need to run down the street!”
Owen, “Are you working on getting fit, Dad?”
Kenny, “Nope just going to Carpenters Hardware!”

😂😂😂

 

Owen toots loudly 3 times…
Mom, “Do you need to use the bathroom?”
Owen, “No I just lost my air plug for a minute!”

While discussing spirit week at school and Owen grilling me about “western day” and what he’s wearing at each exact moment today….
Me, “Owen, I can’t imagine what this will be like when you are a teenager!”
Owen, “Well I’m only a 4 year old but when I’m a teenager I will ask lots of questions and go to MVCC!”