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Kids Say Some Crazy Things:

Few Owenism’s from late…

From our house tonight….

Earlier tonight as wifey was finishing progress reports when she heard chex mix hitting the hardwood and a “mooing” sound coming from behind the couch…
 
Mom, “Boys, what is going on back there?”
Owen, “Oh don’t worry Mom, I told Evan to do it!”
Mom, “To do what?”
Owen, “Well I’m pretending to be a cow and since cows don’t have hands I asked him to drop the food on the floor and lead me around the room to eat my snack!”
Mom, “Really Owen?”
Owen, “I’m just a 4 year old!” 🐃🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄😂

Owen working on his assignment for school tomorrow…

Mommy, “Owen you need to pick out your favorite food to take a picture to school tomorrow?!?!”
Owen, “Okay well I like every food in the world except cantaloupe, onions, olives, and carrots! So can you help me find all of the rest and I’ll take them in!?!?”

 

At soccer this morning and one of the kids says they are tired (from the drills).

Owen says: “Dad, are you tired?”  Before I answer he says “you shouldn’t be because you got a good night sleep…”

 

Driving through Rome…

Owen, “Let’s stop to Nicky Doodles!”
Me, “Owen aren’t you full from the cookies you had with Daddy?”
Owen, “Nope I have just enough room in the left corner of my big belly for a root beer float!” 🍦🍨🍦

At Nicky Doodles to the girl taking our order…

Owen, “I’m 4, my brother is 1, my mom doesn’t want to talk about how old she is, and my dad is 10 times 4!” 😂😂😂

 

This morning while trying to wake Owen up…

Owen, “Mom, I’m not interested in waking up!”
Me, “Huh?”
Owen, “I’m not getting up until the sun is up!” 🌞🌞🌞

 

Owen in the kitchen and Kenny and I at the table….

Kenny, “Owen, what are you doing?”
Owen, “I’m making an important decision…”
Kenny, “What?!?!”
Owen, “I’m having some dessert!”

 

Kenny, “I’ll be right back I just need to run down the street!”
Owen, “Are you working on getting fit, Dad?”
Kenny, “Nope just going to Carpenters Hardware!”

😂😂😂

 

Owen toots loudly 3 times…
Mom, “Do you need to use the bathroom?”
Owen, “No I just lost my air plug for a minute!”

While discussing spirit week at school and Owen grilling me about “western day” and what he’s wearing at each exact moment today….
Me, “Owen, I can’t imagine what this will be like when you are a teenager!”
Owen, “Well I’m only a 4 year old but when I’m a teenager I will ask lots of questions and go to MVCC!”
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Owen Says….

Few more Owen-isms as we like to call them:

“Evan is my best friend! Except when I’m in a bad mood, then he just gets on my nerves!!!”

“Mama I’m going to the bathroom, I’ll be back in a jifffyyyyyyy!”

“Mom if you get my Papa Mcdonalds be sure to get him a quarter pounder with cheeseeeeee, fries, and a sprite….it’s his favorite!”

“Sometimes I don’t like to share my toys and that makes me a pain!” 😂😂😂

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A few Owen-isms

Owen Bass Pro

As many of you know Owen is our funny three year old who is always saying random things.  Friends of ours said we should start keeping track of all the funny stuff he says.  Here are just a few examples from the past week:

 

Highlight from Owen  as we leave Bass Pro Shop:
 “Dad, can you carry me? I’ve had a real rough day!”
“You did?”
“Yes Kenny, all this playing, watching fish, looking at boats, going for lunch and walking has made me tired. It was a rough day”.

After a trip to Superior Car Wash:
“Daddy, that was a long car wash. Did they have to clean the poop off it?”
“Wait… what?”

On hearing me on the radio:

“Daddy, why are you on the radio? Where is Spyder Harrison? And why do you turn into a Promo Guy?”
My own son would rather listen to Sirius lol.

Owen is officially a Camdenite….
Me: “Time to go to Kinneys, get dressed Owen!”
Owen, “I’ll just wear some pajamas Dad!”

During a recent trip to Rome:

Owen, Tracy and I are out running errands. Owen and Tracy stay in the car and I run into 2 stores alone. As we drive down the Boulevard towards Lowes…

Owen, “Dad do you think the whole family can go into Lowes?”
Kenny, “Who do you mean?”
Owen, “You know Dad…me and mom and my pig George!”


While discussing his lack of sleep in a hotel…

Owen, “I’m really tired cause I didn’t sleep last night like I was supposed to!”
Kenny, “You’re right, why didn’t you sleep?”
Owen, “Because I have lots of questions!”
Kenny, “Are you out of questions now?”
Owen, “Nope, I have good batteries!”

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Owen’s first Yankees game!

Finally had the chance to take Owen to his first Yankees game. While he’s three and didn’t quite understand what was going on he did understand what a huge bucket of popcorn can do lol.  We saw Bernie Williams number get retired and had a nice night in the Bronx.  Looking forward to more memories.

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Welcome Evan Lawrence Morrison!

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Say hello to Evan Lawrence “Jeter” Morrison! Born at 7:59am. 19.5 inches and 6 pounds 8 ounces.

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Getting Ready to Welcome Baby 2.0

As many of you know we are excited to welcome our second little guy into the world in just a few hours. Owen seems to be excited, we’re excited and I know many of you can’t wait to see what “Jeter” as Owen likes to call him looks like.

I’ll update here as I can during the next few days. Be sure to follow me on Instagram by searching for “kenny the promo guy”.

Thanks again for the kind words and I’ll be in touch soon….

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Push Presents…

When Owen was born I was told I needed to buy my wife a “push present”. What happens when you have a “C-section” like we are this time?? What’s it called? What do I do…. #whosaiditwaseasybeingtheguy

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Video: Owen The Story Teller

Someone is supposed to be taking a nap but instead keeps calling out for “Kenny” vs “daddy”… We had a little chat about this!

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