A few Owen-isms

Owen Bass Pro

As many of you know Owen is our funny three year old who is always saying random things.  Friends of ours said we should start keeping track of all the funny stuff he says.  Here are just a few examples from the past week:

 

Highlight from Owen  as we leave Bass Pro Shop:
 “Dad, can you carry me? I’ve had a real rough day!”
“You did?”
“Yes Kenny, all this playing, watching fish, looking at boats, going for lunch and walking has made me tired. It was a rough day”.

After a trip to Superior Car Wash:
“Daddy, that was a long car wash. Did they have to clean the poop off it?”
“Wait… what?”

On hearing me on the radio:

“Daddy, why are you on the radio? Where is Spyder Harrison? And why do you turn into a Promo Guy?”
My own son would rather listen to Sirius lol.

Owen is officially a Camdenite….
Me: “Time to go to Kinneys, get dressed Owen!”
Owen, “I’ll just wear some pajamas Dad!”

During a recent trip to Rome:

Owen, Tracy and I are out running errands. Owen and Tracy stay in the car and I run into 2 stores alone. As we drive down the Boulevard towards Lowes…

Owen, “Dad do you think the whole family can go into Lowes?”
Kenny, “Who do you mean?”
Owen, “You know Dad…me and mom and my pig George!”


While discussing his lack of sleep in a hotel…

Owen, “I’m really tired cause I didn’t sleep last night like I was supposed to!”
Kenny, “You’re right, why didn’t you sleep?”
Owen, “Because I have lots of questions!”
Kenny, “Are you out of questions now?”
Owen, “Nope, I have good batteries!”